How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

See Jokes More See Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :