Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.