Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Jose and Hose B.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
They both tend to shoot up schools.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
