Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty