What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends