What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.