Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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A: He wanted rich milk.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection