Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection