Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.