Bill Cosby
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
It was a cantaloupe.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
because he can't lace them.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because he is an x-boxer
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