Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
at his P.O. Box
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Whiskey sour
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
He wanted rich milk!
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
Decomposing
Decomposing.
