Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Brexit
2:30
Anether(another) Nether
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
They both have flies on them.
He squeezed through the bars.
He made a spectacle of himself.
A: It loses its cool.
Because people are dying to get in!
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Older
He died of asphinxiation!
It is put in imPRISMment!
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
