What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !