What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !