What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.