What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.