What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform