What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route