What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.