Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Water you doing here
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
A large twist cone.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
DaVinci
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
The size of the tip.
The tip!
