What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."