Huge Jackman
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They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Muscle tone deaf.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
The curds get in the whey!
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
In case you get a hole in one.
Just one if it's Professor X.
The function of u to the n
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Jose can you see.....
Jose and Hose "B."
