Nah brah, tadah brah!
Make it Tso's Number One."
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Need to know ASAP.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Don't taste me, bro !
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Help! I'm melting!
a labracadabrador