Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder