Oh God, not the B's!
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Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Matteo
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry
The pharmacy.
Kroger
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
Because it had too many threads.
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
A "C" gull!
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
A palette.