Oh God, not the B's!
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Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
A palette.
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
Wop
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
A Nicolas Cage.
Your ears stay warmer.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Hey, pho queue, dude
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Mmm. Canapes."
My keys
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
It twerked.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Fur traders.