Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.