How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.