How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.