What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him