What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.