Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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It was in A-minor

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a play on warts

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

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What's green and smells like pork?

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