Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.