What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.