What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough