What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.