What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough