Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.