Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.