Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."