Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."