What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.