What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.