What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.