Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!