Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.