Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.