Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.