Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)