How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.