What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.