What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen