Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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They only had 2 vans