What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.