What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.