What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!