What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.