What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.