What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.