What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.