A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Homo-cide
I didn't even know they were catholic.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
He went oui, oui.
They both came in a little behind.
Nun
Arachne
