What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.