Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane