Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Pringle Jokes More Pringle Jokes

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?

Pringls