What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.