What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.