Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.