What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Who will be rescued?

America.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.