What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.