What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.