What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

College Jokes More College Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.