What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!