What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.