What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.