What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so