What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!