What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox