How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now