100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Because he's a cross product.
A cuss-todian!
With a victim cleaner.
Bernd-wagoners!
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Throw your laundry in.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
