When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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They're all about force projection.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."