What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four