What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"