What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.